Seeking Pirate Wench
Must Have
1. Tight Corset and Fyne Booty.
Preferrably likes it ROUGH and does not mind husband who goes to sea for months at a time. Is NOT the jealous type!
Of course, it wouldn't be White Wine Sauce unless we had AIR pirates here!
And this crewman be here for me old shipmate Maksim:
Have ye-selves an Arrrggghhhhh of a day mateys!
